2009 legjobb beszólásai – az L.A.Times szerint

Beküldte: Kanyecc 2009 December 30, 1:50-kor a(z) Listamánia témába.

Kéne indítani egy „heti idézetes részleget. Na jó, nem, mert még egyből ránk mondják, hogy ezt más találta ki, hol ott ez hülyeség. A nagyvilágban ez megszokott. Mármint, hogy egy-egy fasza beszólást felírunk valahova. Egy filmnél is mi ugrik be elsőként, a beszólás vagy a látvány.

Félre a rizsával és az elmélkedéssel (de jó is lenne…) az L.A. Times fogta magát és összeszedte a legjobb 20 idei beszólást. Ez aztán a szép lista. Már csak azért, mert valahol ámulok és bámulok, hogy tényleg létezik olyan ember, aki gyűjti az idézeteket. Mi se vagyunk ellenére, hiszen kritikáinkat eggyel-eggyel fűszerezni szoktuk, de ez csak hab a tortán, mert valójában a torta rész sokkal vastagabb és ízletesebb.

Kezdjük a végéről a listát. A 20.-ból egy kis ízelítő, a folytatást pedig a tovább mögött tessék keresni. (Első helyezettel egyetértek. Nem volt kérdéses a kiléte!)

20. Glee

Kurt: “My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don’t warm it up right, it doesn’t rise.”

Emma to Kurt: “I’m a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.”

Kurt: “He’s cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows.”

Sue Sylvester: “I’ve never wanted kids… don’t have the time, don’t have the uterus.”

More Sue: “If I were out to get you, you’d be pickling in a mason jar by now.”

Ramps “are what I call lazy-makers.”

19. The Office

“Who started the rumor that there is another person inside of me, working me with controls?”

Oscar: “How long do you take to pee?”
Kevin: “The peeing is fast, Oscar. It’s getting my tie back on.”

Jim: “The boat was plan C. The church was plan B. Plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her.”

“Save Bandit!”

“Barack is President! You are black, Stanley!”

“Boom. Roasted.”

“She’s a bumpkin. Pass.”

“Mose hates to geld the horses by himself.”

“Those two treat the whole office as a 1970s key party.”

18. Modern Family

“WTF = why the face?”

“I’m like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy, I dare you not to like me.”

“I’m the *ss-kicking clown that will twist you like a balloon animal!”

17. Party Down

“I have a prestigious blog, sir!”

16. Battlestar Galactica

“I laid out the cabin today. It’s going to have an easterly view. You should see the light that we get here. When the sun comes from behind those mountains, it’s almost heavenly. It reminds me of you.”

“Sit down, Cylon!”

“I’m coming for all of you!”

“I just want to hang on to this feeling for as long as I can.”

“You know, I know about farming.”

“She will not fail us if we do not fail her.”

“Let’s go around the horn.”

15. Parks and Recreation

Leslie: “Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.

Ron Swanson: “I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food.”

Andy: “Thank you, everybody, we are Scarecrow Boat — ah no, screw it! We are Mouse Rat!”

Ron: “It’s like doing peyote and sneezing slowly for six hours.”

Ron: “Look, Tammy and I don’t work. We are oil and water. Or oil and TNT and C4 and a detonator and a butane torch.”

14. Lost

“Your mother is an Other?”

“It’s a compass, John.” “What does it do?” “It points north.”

“Wait a second. We’re not going to Guam, are we?”

“Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?”

Locke: “Do you mind if I ask you a question?” Ben: “I’m a pisces.”

“One of these days, sooner or later, I’m going to find a loophole.”

13. Community

“I thought you were like Bill Murray in any of his films, but you’re more like Michael Douglas in any of his films.”

12. Flight of the Conchords

“How’s the environment doing? Can we clean it up a bit?” Brian the NZ Prime Minister

“I love weaving. I’m weaving at the moment, making a pair of trousers.”

11. Burn Notice

Michael Westen: “Revenge is a waste of time.”
Fiona: “So is watching TV & eating candy, but you do it because it feels good.”

10. 30 Rock

“Wave at a friend….Like a human!”

“A book hasn’t caused this much trouble since Where’s Waldo went to that barber pole factory.”

“Drama is like gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.”

9. Sons of Anarchy

Gemma: “God wants me to be a fierce mother.”

Clay: “I don’t ever want to see you in this club again without your cut on.”

8. Supernatural

Ellen: “Dean, kick it in the ass. Don’t miss.”

“Uriel’s the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.”

“He’s not on any flatbreads.”

“Dean, this is serious. The voice on the phone says I’m almost out of minutes.”

7. How I Met Your Mother

“Make Adjustments, Go Get It Energized”

“Attention, Canada. I’m Barney, from America, and I’m here to fix your backward country. Number one, get real money.”

“We wait three days to call a woman because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait…. True story.”

6. Chuck

See, guys can hug!” “Only if they don’t have their man parts”

Casey: “Bartowski, you’re like the poster child for friendly fire”

Ted Roark: “Oh, a little shotgun wedding. Just think, that terrible pun is the last thing you’ll hear.”

Morgan: “Know that if you hit me, it only teaches me to hit.”

Jeff: “Mind if I get right?”

“I need you to be awesome. Can you… be awesome?”

Casey: “Operation Moron is over?”

Jeff: “80 percent of my encounters with women have been without their knowledge.”

“Guys, I know kung-fu”

“You can’t kill me with that radiator. It is far too confined in this car for you to get the appropriate torque.”

Awesome’s dad: “”Why are you letting Sam Kinison & an Indian lesbian ruin your wedding?”

5. True Blood

“It’s like, if a tree falls in the woods, it’s still a tree ain’t it?”

“Sometimes you need to destroy something to save it. That’s in the Bible. Or the Constitution.”

“What’s she want you for?” “I think to cut out my heart while a bunch of naked people watch.”

“A human with me at the end…and human tears? 2,000 years and I can still be surprised. In this I see God.”

“Jesus and I agree to see other people, but that don’t mean we don’t talk from time to time.”

4. Nurse Jackie

Judith Ivey’s character: “I’m dying, & every time I see you, I am reminded what a slow & agonizing process it is.”

3. Dollhouse

“The human mind is like Van Halen. If you just pull out one piece and keep replacing it, it just degenerates.”

“Imagine John Cassavetes in ‘The Fury’ as a hot chick.” “Which you know I often have!”

“Given that you’re a raping scumbag one tick shy of a murderer. I can’t recall, do you take sugar?”

“I think her bad guys are badder than my bad guys.”

2. Mad Men

“He might lose his foot.” “Just when he got it in the door.”

“I’m Peggy Olson & I want to smoke some marijuana.”

“Churchill rousing or Hitler rousing?”

“You are fired for lack of character!” “Very good, Happy Christmas!”

“No. I will spend the rest of my life trying to hire you.”

“Peggy, can you get me some coffee?” “No.”

“Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, how may I help you?”

1. The Big Bang Theory

“You have a lifetime of bad decisions to make, may I interrupt this one?”

“The hero always peeks.”

Wil Wheaton: “Did that guy just say ‘Revenge is a dish best served cold’ in Klingon?”

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